An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
“Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa,” said the grandson, “I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.”
The Mafia Don replied, “you lissina to me, some day you goina be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple of bambino. Someday you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, “TIMES UP”?