Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they’re in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz. Along the way they wonder to themselves what they’re going to ask for from the wizard.
After a long walk down the yellow brick road they finally reach the Emerald City and request an audience with the Wizard.
“I see you have traveled a long distance to get here, and I know that where you come from you are all very important people.” said the Wizard. “I will grant you each one wish, and it may be anything your heart desires most.”
Bernie Sanders says, “Oh great Wizard I wish that you would give me a brain.”
Hillary Clinton says, “Oh great Wizard I wish that you would grant me a heart.”
Bill Clinton says, “Oh great Wizard…where’s Dorothy?”