The one reason Noah wouldn’t need to build that ark


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In 2015 God told Noah he was going to destroy the world in one year so Noah had better build an ark!

Noah said OK.

When God comes back a year later the clouds are black and God asks “did you build an ark?”

Noah said no he could not build the ark cause of EPA regulations and unions and red tape etc.

The skies starts to clear and Noah says “you are not going to destroy the world?”

God says no the government ALREADY DID!

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