The one time Hillary Clinton needed help, and we the people gave it to her…


A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal.

As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, “Man we are in a crisis situation. Mrs. Clinton is in the road very upset. She does not have the $33.5 million that he owes her lawyers, and her family hates her for it.
She is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and start a fire.”

The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there.”

The cop said, ” I feel sorry for the her so I am going car to car asking for donations.” The marine asked, “How much do you have so far?”

The cop replied, “Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!”

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