The politics of kittens…


Barack Obama is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?”

The little boy says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”

Barack Obama laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”

“Democrats,” the child says. “Oh that’s cute,” Barack Obama says and he runs off.

A couple of days later Barack Obama is running with his buddy Bill Ayers and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

Barack Obama says to Bill, “You gotta check this out” and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

Barack Obama says, “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill that kind of kittens they are.”

The boy replies, “They’re Republicans.”

“Whoa!” Barack Obama says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What’s up?”

“Well,” the kid says, “Their eyes are open now.

Adapted from a joke found at Christians Unite

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