CNN FAKE NEWS Claims “Trans-Racial” White Woman is Actually Black!

Rachel Dolezal trans-racial

No, this is not a joke—CNN, crap news network, just ran a piece claiming that Rachel Dolezal, a “trans-racial,” white woman, is actually black.

If this doesn’t prove that Leftism is a mental disorder, I don’t know what does. You can’t just magically claim that you’re something you aren’t, and then have it just happen. If you’re born with a penis, you’re a boy, and if you’re born with a vagina, you’re a girl.

If you have black skin, you’re black. If you have white skin, you’re white. If you have yellow skin, you’re Asian. Is this really that hard? Apparently for CNN it is.

Mark Dice has the scoop:

CNN Reporter: “Let me share with the audience some of what I learned about you from the book. I learned that as a child at age 4, put this up on the screen, when you were asked to sketch yourself, you sketched yourself as a black child. You fantasized that you were from Africa, when Aunt Becky wanted you get you a raggedy Anne or Andy doll, you finish the story, what kind of doll did Aunt Becky get you?”

Crazy Woman: “Well she actually made me a black ??? and an Andy doll.”

CNN Reporter: “How come?”

Crazy Woman: “Well, because she recognized and seemed to understand my affinity for black is beautiful and black is inspirational.”

Woah, so because she had an imagination as a 4 year old, that must mean she’s black, right? These liberals are absolute morons, I can’t even wrap my head around this.

If I watched superhero cartoons as a kid, and pretended I was Batman for a few hours, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I’M ACTUALLY BATMAN! When will these liberals get this through their thick skulls?!

CNN Reporter: “You went to Howard University for your Masters, you were raised with four adopted black siblings, you braided their hair, you married a black guy…I was thinking Caitlyn Jenner as I was reading the book. Is there an analogous situation here?”

Crazy Woman: “Well I think a lot of people have drawn that parallel, and I want to be careful, because certainly every category of our identity is with its own unique circumstances and challenges, but for sure, there is some similarity in terms of harmonizing the outer appearance with the inner feeling, in terms of stigmatize identities. Some people will forever see me as my birth category, and nothing further, and the same with Caitlyn.”

The only thing that this woman has in common with Caitlyn Jenner is that they both belong in an insane asylum.

How in the hell do people even take CNN, Crap News Network, seriously anymore? They’re actually claiming that if you “identify,” as black, whatever the hell that means, that you ARE black.

Wow—so if I think that I’m a rare, oppressed Ancient Mayan, Muslim, Ashkenazi Jew, can I get into Harvard with a 2.5 GPA? With liberalism, I can!

Crazy Woman: “Well, if I would’ve had time to really discuss my identity, I probably would have described a more complex label…pan-African, pro-black, bisexual mother, artist, activist, but I think that the question ‘Are you African American?’ …I haven’t identified as African American, I’ve identified as black, and black as a culture, a philosophy, a political and social view, I believe that race is a social construct, and so I felt like in that interview I didn’t have time to unpack all of that…

Wow, it’s just so complex guys, we can’t understand it, can we? Well, one thing’s for sure…you don’t need a masters in psychology to understand that this woman is a NUTJOB!

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