MSNBC Interviews FAKE U.S. Staff Sgt – LEGENDARY Prank Call!

This just in—a man named Captain Janks, who is a 50 year old truck driver from Philadelphia, prank called MSNBC as a Sergeant on the ground in Ukraine…and they bought it.

Mark Dice has the scoop:

MSNBC Reporter: “Please tell us what you saw there on the ground in Ukraine.”

Captain Janks: “Well I was looking out the window and I saw a projectile flying through the sky, and it would appear that the plane was shot down by a blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass.”

Haha, what a great prank call, right? Posing as a police chief, and CNN buys it. They can’t be so dumb as to keep interviewing him though, right? WRONG!

MSNBC Reporter: “So it would appear that the plane was shot down, can you tell us anything more from your military training, of what sort of missile system that may have been coming from?”

Captain Janks: “Well you’re a dumbass, aren’t you?”

MSNBC Reporter: “I’m sorry, sir?”


MSNBC Reporter: “Alright, we’re gonna take a quick break and we’ll be back with all the latest facts.”

It gets better, though. It turns out that this man, who goes by the name of Captain Janks, has prank called numerous mainstream news outlets, over the past 25 years! He does it to show how little the mainstream media actually checks their facts, and if you ask me, he’s doing a damn good job.

Here’s the transcript of his call to CNN:

CNN Reporter: “On the phone with us is Gene Perret, comedy writer who wrote for Bob Hope, for 40 years…Gene thanks for joining us.”

Captain Janks: “Thank you for having me.”

CNN Reporter: “What can you tell us about Bob Hope’s sense of humor? What was it like to write jokes for the funny, funny man?”

Captain Janks: “Oh, he was able to take the smallest thing and turn it around and make it funny. He was able to pick out the best things that we would write for him, and he’d be able to just make it completely go great on screen….”

[skip to 1:05]

CNN Reporter: “So he was a pretty great guy to work for, then if you’re a comedy writer…it makes you look good.”

Captain Janks: “He was the best, the best boss one could ever have. And, uh, from what I understand he died choking on Howard Stern’s ball sack.”

CNN Reporter: “Oh, okay, well we’re gonna go ahead to take him off the air…”

HAHA! CNN didn’t even bother to check to make sure that the man they were interviewing was ACTUALLY Gene Perret! And people wonder why the dinosaur media is dying…

Here’s one last clip to show you guys how awful the MSM is at checking their sources:

Wolf Blitzer: “Detailing his alleged connections to the Ramses Family is Wendy Hutchins joining us on the phone right now, Wendy thanks for doing this. Tell our viewers how you got involved with John Marcar.”

Captain Janks: “Well he was a relative of my friend, and…we became good friends after that.”

Wolf Blitzer: “Alright, so then what happened after that? When did the email, the talk of John Ramsey begin?”

Captain Janks: “It started in around September of 2001, when he told me…that he was instructed to kill John by Howard Stern.”

Seeing the Mainstream Media look completely foolish never gets old, does it guys? It’s a miracle anyone still believes their sources after this.

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