From the Burlington Free Press
For Spencer Caldwell the decision was a no-brainer.
This is true. It is literally a no-brainer.
A free tattoo of his favorite presidential candidate? Sign him up.
Literally feeling the Bern.
Literally free s**t. (h/t iOTWReport for that one)
I’m sure the tattoo removal business in Burlington thanks these bozos for ironically creating such a wonderfully capitalistic opportunity for them.