Joe Biden told President Obama, “I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me.” Obama reassured him by saying, “Jokes can’t hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I’ll show you what I mean.”
Obama goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, “Please take me to The White House to see if I’m home, ” said Obama.
Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to The White House. Obama then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, “Oh, I guess I’m not there! Take us back to where we started, please.”
The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Obama leaned over and said to Biden, “You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don’t worry about their opinions!”
Biden said, “Thanks Barack. I feel a lot better.” Then he winked and whispered, “Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!