The deathbed conversion to Democrat

This actually makes complete sense.

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats.

“I can’t believe you’re doing this.” said his friend.

“For your entire life you’re been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now?”

“Because I’d rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.”

Found at Humorpedia

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